AISubs v3.7
- Hurry up and dry up! - Hurry up and turn off the camera!
My throat's been dry since this weekend.
- We have to check it. - Did you catch a cold?
- I'm sorry. - You have to do it properly.
- My nose is running. - Is that why you're dressed like that?
My hair's messed up, but I'm wearing it anyway.
- It's like this when it's closed. - You have to sleep and get ready for the shoot!
- SLEEP WELL! - I haven't caught a cold at all! I'm fine, I'm fine!
- My nose is running. - Your nose is running?
- You don't look well. - You should wear a mask or something.
- YOU'RE ANNOYING, KAFUNSHOU! - Huh?
- I said thank you! - What?
- Thank you! - You don't want to say it?
- KAFUNSHOU! - KAFUNSHOU...
That was a good one! Do you want to switch today?
- Huh? - I don't want anyone to see me like this!
Also, you said "KAFUNSHOU" was in first place before the camera started rolling, didn't you?
- You're right! - I said it before the camera started rolling, didn't you?
- You're the one who's in trouble! - You're the one who's dressed like that!
I'm going to sacrifice you and grow up here!
- What is this? - There's a lot of things like oranges.
That's right! Things like oranges!
Did you know? You can make a boar and a pig mate and make an animal called "boar-pig".
Humans have created a variety of new types of things in combination with boars and pigs.
- But those "boar-pigs" don't know that they're among the "oranges". - I see!
There are ten different types of things on the table right now!
- But they all have different names! - Huh?
- They're all different, right? - No, they're all the same!
- They're all the same! - They're all the same!
- You should switch places! - You should really switch places!
- Today, we're going to do a quiz! - Come on...
- Nice. - Not good, not good!
- There's this many names in this list? - There's this many?
- A hint! - A hint? - Yeah, it's a hint.
- In front of you, there are 10 oranges lined up, but... - Yeah?
- If you eat one and say "this" and say "take it away", you can get rid of it. - Oh!
- How many do you eat? - All of them.
- If you take one out, you get a refill. - Wow!
- This becomes a row. - What?
- This is the only thing that matters. - Really.
- If you eat it, you can answer it once. - There's a dodgeball in it?
- What do you do with the dodgeball? - There's a ball in it.
- So, while there's a lot in the beginning, the probability is low, so think about it.
- There's also a lottery, so I'd like to play each of them around here. - Yeah.
- Should we play it on Instagram? - Yeah.
What do you think of it?
- There's something for sure. - Really?
- I don't have anything for sure. - Really?
- I don't have it. - This or that.
- It was in a bath like this. - I think it's Yuzu.
- I love Yuzu, so I'll never forget it.
- I'll never meet Kitagawa-san again. - No.
- You can't criticize an artist here. - I'll remember you for life.
- Yuzu at once. - Amana-chai.
I'll reduce this.
- I'll go first. - "E" right? - Yeah. - Oh, that's good. Show me that. - Oh, I got it! - I'll do "Zun" for a bit. - "Zun"! - "Zun"! - "Zun"! - You're not suited for this! - It's a simple "tapoge" and "kikomi". - Thank you for the drink. - Okay, "E", thank you for the drink. - Thank you for the drink. - It's good. - This is good. - It's not sweet or sour. - If you say "mikan" normally, it's "mikan". - It really is like that. - It's like "mikan"! - It's like "mikan"!
- It's big and a little hard. - Yeah. - I took all of it because of this video. - It's thanks to the pollen. - Thank you. - It's not funny at all! - But recently on "Toukai Radio", we did this thing where we play around with Tetsuya. - Tetsuya is not talented. - Why do you say that? - It was amazing. - In the past, we were really worried that if we made fun of you with pollen, you'd get mad. - But that itself is troublesome. - "If you touch me, I'll get mad." - It's not "if you touch me"! It's "if you touch me, I'll get mad"! - Thank you for the drink. - Thank you for the drink. - Well, we're done with this, right? - Yeah.
- 2nd place is... - Dekopon! - Wrong! - Yes... - End of discussion. - Yes. - You should have discussed it with me! - I didn't think it was Dekopon! - It's not Dekopon! - There's no way it's Dekopon, right? - Then there's definitely no Dekopon in here, right? - No, there isn't. - No, no! - This isn't Dekopon, right? - Well, you can tell by looking at his shoulders. - Even if you're stupid, you can tell by his face. - You're stupid, so you can tell. - I don't know either. I really don't know. - Eh, but wait...
- There's something called "mikan". - There's "mikan" too. That's crazy. - Yeah. - But "mikan" is this, right? - Should we go for "mikan" this time? - This is more like "mikan" than "mikan". - Yeah. - This is a rare opportunity, isn't it? - Yeah. - I can't put my thumb in. - I can't get motivated like this. - Your thumb is ugly, so don't look at it like that. - I can't put my thumb in. - I can't get motivated like this.
- Your thumb is ugly, so don't look at it like that. - My thumb is ugly, so don't look at it like that.
- This is how you cut "mikan". - This is how you cut "mikan".
- Yeah, like this! - It's so small.
- Yeah, it's so thin. - It's so soft!
- It's so good! - There's "mikan" too.
- "Mikan" is so good.
- No, it's not. - I can't answer it.
- Please say it. - Love is "mikan"!
- Too bad! - It's over!
- Yeah, it's over. - See?
- Don't do things on your own! - You!
- It's probably one of the names you know. - Yeah, it's not.
- Which one are you sure of? - I only know "yuzu".
- Let's go with "yuzu". - Okay, let's go with "yuzu".
- My dad used to make "yataru" grapefruit. - Really?
- The color was like this. - It smells like "yuzu".
- I don't think it's "yuzu". - It's over.
- I told you it's "yuzu"! - I want to say it!
- "Yuzu" was a singer's "yuzu". - You're sure it was a singer's "yuzu"?
- You should've done better as an orange manager. - You're right.
- If you're an orange manager, you should know "orange", right? - You probably don't know "orange range", either.
- It's like you're asking me if I know "orange range". - That's true!
- Do you know "orange"? - Do you know "orange range"?
- I want you to do it. - I want you to do it.
- My dad used to make "yataru" grapefruit. - Really?
- It was a masterpiece. - It wasn't "yuzu", "grapefruit", or "masterpiece".
- I didn't know it was "maiya lemon". - I was about to say it, too.
- "Maiya lemon"? You're saying "maiya lemon" at the highest level?
- It's not something you say at the end, is it? - "C" is "maiya lemon".
- Why did you say something selfish?! - I didn't say it selfishly!
- You said "strawberry". - I didn't say it selfishly!
- You've been saying "strawberry" all along! - I said "strawberry".
Strawberry
- Let's start with this guy. - By the way, if you give up in the middle of this project, your member color will change to Mayer Lemon.
- What? - Wait a minute!
- You can totally give up! - Wait, wait, wait!
- This might not end! - Raw heat! - Too bad!
- Setoka! - Too bad! - Harukawa! - Too bad!
- Why? - It's over.
- Ai, what do you think it is? - Vampire.
- Too bad! - No matter how good it looks, it can't be a vampire!
- Even this can't be a vampire! - Vampire! - Too bad!
- Zero Gold! - Too bad!
- Do you think it's a citrus? - I don't think so.
- But I'm really going to give up. - How many did you eat?
- 28 of them. - Wow!
- I'm really going to give up, so be careful. - You haven't said "ponkan", have you?
- "Ponkan", huh? - "Ponkan" and "ponkan juice".
- "Ponjuice"! - Here it is!
- "Ponjuice"?! - What?!
- Wait a minute! - It's "ponkan" juice! - Isn't it bad?!
- Wow, that's it! - It's finally here...
- Ai is... - "Ponjuice"!
- Oh, no... - You're wrong!
- No way! I'm kidding!
- "Ponkan"! - Too bad! - Why?!
- That's weird! - Seriously!
- You're overreacting! - I'm not overreacting!
- You're overreacting! - I ate everything but "ponkan".
- Wait! "Orange"! - Huh?!
- "Ponjuice" isn't there, right? - "Merogold" is the opposite.
- "Lemon" isn't there, "petco" isn't there, "pine" isn't there, "passap" isn't there, "kinkan" isn't there, "tekoko" isn't there, "amaranth" isn't there, "ponkan" isn't there, and "buntan" isn't there.
- "Chiranui" isn't there, right? - You said it all!
- What did you say?! - It's the first ingredient!
- It's just the first ingredient! - "Orange"! - Too bad!
- "Buntan"! - Too bad! - "Chiranui"! - Too bad!
- "Mandarin" is it?! - It's over. - It's "mandarin" from the first point.
- Can anyone make "kankitsuryu" with this kind of sense except for Japanese people?
- We're matching too much with Japanese people. - Please answer!
- I didn't think it would be "kankitsuryu". - It was "kankitsuryu" that was burned out of the fire.
- "Love" is "mandarin"! - "Love" is "mandarin"!
- This is too crazy! - Thank you!
- We cleared it!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- This video was surprisingly fun! - It was really fun!
- We could have done better! - How many minutes did we play?
- We played for one hour. - Okay, it's over.
- It's been one hour, right? - We don't have any more!
- We just calculated it and it took us about 20 hours!
- "Mandarin" is "mandarin orange". - "Mandarin orange" is "mandarin orange".
- It's from Assam region of India. - We didn't see it in India!
- We saw it in India! - We saw it in India!
- It's "love" from India! - It's "love" from India!
- "Plant farm" is "pongkan"'s friend. - "Taru"!
- What do you mean "friend"? - Isn't "pongkan" enough?
- Can I go for a walk and steal two of them? - Wow!
- Okay! - I'm going for a walk!
- Huh? Nobody's looking? - Huh? No one's looking? Magic Mirror?
- Oh! - Oh!
- I wanna know what was stolen! - I wanna know, too!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Haruka, Setoka and Abunatsu are good at sneaking up and stealing! - Haruka and Setoka...
- Oh! - Oh!
- That was close! - That was close!
- Yuzumi's is Haruka's. - Wow!
- This is Haruka's?! - This is Setoka's.
- Oh, this glossy orange. - And this is Abunatsu's, I think.
- Is this Abunatsu's?! - If you peel it off, you'll know for sure.
- But there's no lime, no lime, no kumquat, and no lemon or yuzu! - Oh!
- I'll go for the orange one. - The skin's hard.
- Eat it up! - It's good!
- It's good. - If you crush it, it'll be super orange.
- It's different from a pickle. - Oh, no. I ate a pickle today and went to bed.
- I feel like it might be something like Shinkansen's Oshibori. - Yeah.
- Something with high quality ingredients. - Shinkansen's Oshibori is a little...
- Can you order it on Amazon? - Can you eat it?
- Dandy House, right? - Dandy House is amazing, right?
- Shinkansen's Oshibori is really good. - Dandy House is good, right?
- You don't need to say that! - You don't need to say that!
- You don't need to say that. - I don't know if it's bad quality or not.
- Okay, did you eat it? - Eat it up!
- Please answer! - Orange!
- Correct! - Yay!
- You can do it if you do it! - It's decided!
- It's decided! You made it too easy! - It's decided!
- What kind of orange is sold in Japan? - I'm already familiar with it.
- I don't know if the juice is made from here. - Here it is!
- In Japan, orange is sold as "valencilla orange." - Oh!
- If that's the case, I'll have this lemon-ass one every day.
- Are you really throwing this cocktail at me?
- It's amazing. It's like a commercial.
- It's true! - It's a lot of lemon!
- Sour!
- Is that how you're going to look like?
- Sour!
- There's a lot of lemon. - You're really good at rock-paper-scissors.
- I don't want to lose to you. - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Yay! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Yay! - Fire!
- Okay, it's decided! Fire lemon!
- Correct! - Yay!
- It's decided! - You can do it if you do it!
- Do you have any children next door? - I don't.
- Not mandarins, right? - No.
- What?! - I don't have any children in heaven and orange.
- Why did you get married there and there?
- You can do it! It's too easy. - No, no, no!
- Look at me! - It's just a lot of stuff.
- You don't know what it is until now, do you?
- Shiranui. - Banpeiyu.
- Let's go with Banpeiyu for now. - There's also Merogold.
- Four choices. Merogold, Banpeiyu, Bundan Shiranui.
- Let's go with this ball first. - What about Hassaku?
- Hassaku is... - Hassaku is sweet and sour, isn't it?
- It's sour. - If it's sour, it's this one, but...
- My dad ate something this big on a daily basis.
- That's what I think.
- There's even a game.
- Whoa, this one's too big to see.
- That one's okay. I can beat it.
- This one's... I'd rather keep it at a distance.
- It's dangerous if you let your guard down! - This one's scary!
- Let's go with Chugosu. - I'll be in charge of it.
- Look! It's huge!
- Wait, but the inside looks like Hassaku!
- It does look like Hassaku!
- Here it is.
I don't want to eat this twice!
I'll have to call my dad as a guest.
Do you really remember that?
- That my dad ate Hassaku? - Yeah.
- He definitely ate Hassaku! - Does your dad say that?
- No, he ate Hassaku a lot! - Every day?
- He only ate Hassaku! - What?
I wish it was different, but I guess it's different.
- But you can't say it's Hassaku. - Yeah, you're right.
- I'll say it anyway! - Okay!
- Hassaku! - No!
- Wow! - Yeah, you're right.
Naragi-kun, you're quick on your feet!
- If the fish was good, it would've been Hassaku. - Yeah, that's true.
- But the ponzu sauce didn't look like that. - Yeah, it's ponzu sauce.
- It's really fishy. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Ponkan came out of it, so it became Dekopon.
- Huh? - It came out of it.
Huh?
- Dekapon. - Mikan and Pon, and then Ponkan.
- It's not Ponkan, it's Ponkan and Ponkan! - Mikan also died.
- But it became Dekapon and Kawaii-kun, so it became Dekopon. - Yeah.
- This has to be Ponkan. - It's fine!
- Ponkan! - No!
- Oh no, it can't be. - Oh no, the reasoning is over.
- Guess it. - Guess which one it is and guess it.
- Zunta! - Bampeiyu!
- Mikan! - I think it's Wasei.
- Oh, I see. - Kinki!
- What did you say? How many times did you eat it? - Dekopon and Ponkan.
- Correct! - Huh?
- Okay, okay. - Correct!
- I looked it up and thought I'd explain it. - Okay.
- Then I found out that Shiranui and Dekopon are the same. - Oh!
- It's huge! - It's said that there's a product called Shiranui in Dekopon.
- But it actually became Dekopon. - Oh!
- So Dekopon was correct. - Oh!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Time difference is correct! - It was!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- And we ate it once just to say it's Ponkan. - Hahaha!
- Sorry about that. - Hahaha!
- So Shiranui and Dekopon are the same. - It's huge!
- Shiranui is huge! - It's huge!
- Ponkan and Kiyomi are kouhai, and Shiranui was born.
- But Shiranui was made by a light sensor, and Dekopon was made by Kouhan and Kouen. - Huh?!
- Shiranui's genitalia is Dekopon. - It sounds like Dekoto.
- Dekopon is the name of Kumamoto Prefecture's trademark.
- But surprisingly, it's becoming common now. - That's amazing!
- Three! - Also, Hassaku, Merogold, Bampeiyu, Buntan, Grebulls, Onkan, Yokan, Mikan.
- Let's say what this is. - Ready, set...
- Buntan! - Yokan!
- Ah, Buntan. - And this is Bampeiyu?
- Yeah, if it's Buntan. - Bampeiyu sounds like a number and an atmosphere, but isn't there a Bampeiyu?
- Maybe it's someone else's name? - No, it's not like that.
- Bampeiyu. - Bampeiyu.
- Ah, this guy. - Let's go with Buntan.
- Who is this guy?
- Maybe it's Buntan. - I don't know, but it's definitely Buntan.
- You're good at this. - Isn't this going to be a deserted island?
- We're going back. - This is the third time.
- What would you do if there was a nice deserted island? - If there was a deserted island, I'd be pretty happy.
- Well, in terms of weight... - Look at this! It's so easy!
- It's so easy!
- I'm excited to watch it. - No matter what it is, B is not Bambi.
- It may come to mind. - B.O.S.S. hint, C.O.S. hint, O.M.E.
- B.O.S.S. was thought to be a complex species like watermelons and oranges, or watermelons and fruits.
- But, it seems that the ventilation tool is also analyzing genosis these days.
- If you analyze the genosis of B.O.S.S., you can tell that it is a descendant of the pharaoh and Danci.
- I don't know. I don't know. - What are you talking about?
- But, doesn't "watermelon" come up a lot?
- If you think "watermelon" and "orange" are similar, you have a smaller feeling than "watermelon".
- No matter what it is, watermelons and oranges are not mixed, right? - There are a lot of watermelons and oranges that are mixed now.
- It's "watermelon"! - It's "watermelon"!
- I was pretty confident about it. - But, what is it really like?
- "Ventilation tool" and "Danci".
- F is "watermelon"!
- Ouch! It hurts my heart!
- If it's "watermelon", I'm scared. - I'm scared, too.
- Is it really a mistake of Mika and the children?
- It depends on the parent.
- If there is something like "watermelon" and "Danci" that are not here, it may be "watermelon".
- I don't know. It was "merogold" and "bampeiyu", so it's not "merogold", right?
- "Merogold" and "bampeiyu" are like this, right?
- No matter how much it is, it doesn't look like "merogold".
- It's too big.
- I'll give you "bampeiyu" and "merogold" high tokens.
- What do you think? - "bampeiyu"! "merogold"!
- What do you think? - It was "merogold".
- I felt it, too!
- I saw it on Instagram and it was really hard.
- It's "feminature", isn't it? - It's "feminature", isn't it?
- I'm worried that you'll never cut this. - You won't give it to me if I cut it.
- It's just "feminature" of Tetsuya. - Ouch! Ouch! It's "feminature".
- It's quite painful in my stomach. - It's like a "feminine" of "feminine"
- It's like "feminine" of "feminine" - It's like "feminine" of "feminine"
I don't know about this river.
It's possible that my father was a philanderer.
It would be funny if your father was a philanderer.
You are too pessimistic.
What is the son of a philanderer?
Buntan?
What are you talking about?
Are you talking about yourself?
I don't know who Buntan is.
I don't know who Buntan is yet.
Did you drink water?
I didn't drink it.
That's terrible.
I'm surprised.
Wow!
It stinks.
This is very interesting.
The water is terrible.
Wow!
This is amazing.
I thought you were kidding me.
Wow!
This is terrible.
This is like bitter tea.
If you eat home-made ramen, the water will be delicious, so it will be the opposite.
I want to make it worse.
I can't eat it.
I want you to do it.
I will give you a bell gold.
Wow!
This is big.
I hate it.
It seems like it's from California.
Grapefruit and grapefruit and baby grapefruit.
Two left.
Which one do you want to eat first?
Let's eat this one.
Let's do it.
It looks delicious.
What is suspicious?
Orange, yocan, boncan.
It has seeds.
It's an orange.
That's right.
OK.
Go ahead.
Yocan has no seeds.
Yocan only has seeds, so it's an orange.
You are a genius.
I might have done it.
You are a genius.
A is...
Yocan!
Why?
Hey!
Hey you!
You are a genius!
Can I cut my hand?
It's about time.
Sorry.
Boncan!
It's OK!
Boncan was born in Sundara region of India.
That's right. I've seen it in India.
Here we go.
Pampeyu, Buntan, Iokan.
Iokan is really old-fashioned.
No, no, no.
It's heavy!
It's like a calendar medicine bowl, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make it thick.
Make it all leather.
It's hot in here.
Let's take it closer.
It's hot in here.
Let's cut it in half.
Please!
Wow!
It's thick!
It's really thick!
Wow, it's huge!
Can you fit two people in it?
No.
It's tough, though.
One is too much.
But if you find it on a deserted island, it's a big deal.
You can't really feel the water, can you?
When you suck it in.
It's more like a meal.
Is it more popular in Melbourne?
It is.
The one I brought with me is really...
It has a strong smell.
Oh, no! My stomach is growling!
It's coming!
Cut it!
Let's do the next one!
It looks like it has a strong amount of citrus.
Let's say it has a strong amount of citrus.
Rock-paper-scissors or three times?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Now, I've cut the other half into 25 parts and 50 parts.
It's too much.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
It's huge!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's hot in here, so I'm going to open it now.
I'm going to make a noise.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's too much!
Wow!
I won by the power of darkness!
It's rare!
But it's true that it's the most citrus-rich amount.
I'm grateful.
- Did you swallow it? - I did.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Didn't you say that earlier? - Isn't he in a different space?
Oh, citrus king.
- It's citrus king's turn. - I don't want it!
- I really don't want it. - I don't want it, I don't want it.
- I really want to drink citrus king. - Give up.
So, Lightner, what are you confused about?
- Bumper and bunter, right? - Definitely bumper.
Because bunter has come up with a lot of hints, right?
"Let's make this one with all our hearts," said Lightner, who made it.
- Citrus king says it so much. - Because I'm citrus king.
- No, no, no, you're wrong! - If you dare to say the opposite...
- Bumper hasn't come up once. - Yeah.
I really don't want it.
Ah, I'm confused. I really don't want it. I'm really confused.
What do you guys do when you really don't want it?
- We don't do much. - What do you do?
- What do you guys do? - What do you do?
Let's put some pressure on him.
- Wow, you think this might come up? - This is it!
- This is crazy! - I'm fighting this guy.
- We'll go with bunter. - Wow!
- I'm nervous! - To be honest, I'm bunter.
- Oh, nice! - "To be honest," you say?
Remember what you said from the beginning!
"This is bumper," you say?
"Bunter is more realistic in size," you say?
Bunter is a part of a lot of things.
- "There's no one this big." - Even if it's 2x1 now, it hasn't broken yet.
- Okay, I'm going to do my best. - Yeah, go for it!
- I'm scared! - I don't have any material to push him through.
- You're going to beat him up? - We'll beat you up.
- It's up to you.
- Let's shout it out loud! - Yeah!
- This guy's name is... - One, two...
- BUNTER! - BUNTER!
- The answer is... - Wow!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Happy, happy, happy!
- Please accept this! Happy, happy, happy! - I don't want it!
- Can I bring you a question sheet? - Oh, you have a question sheet?
- It's like this. - Oh!
- It's a question sheet! - Ryo-san, you've answered this a lot.
- It's a big answer. - Yes.
- But... - Yes.
- Even with a question sheet, it was correct. - What are you doing?
- Inside the question sheet... - Wow!
- Wow! It's so big and it's all over the place. - Wow!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - It's crazy.
- It's kind of an interesting story. I'm looking at the J.A. Yatsushiro site right now. - Yes.
- You can only see other citrus fruits unless they have pollen on them.
- Therefore, we collect pollen from flowers such as amanatsuya and yashirozabon.
- We do artificial pollination. - Isn't pollen important?
- It's more important for me to live than for you to live.
- Our God. - No, no, no.
- I don't deny pollen! - No, no, no.
- I don't deny pollen! - Since pollen is used like that,
- I don't think it's a good idea for you to say "pollen disease" by smoking it.
- Pollen is used for non-society and not for living.
- It's not for showing off.
- Whatever happens, I'll kick you with this pollen canister.
- Like a shoehorn.
- You should be grateful for the pollen you can absorb instead of us.
- So we made your favorite citrus.
- It's called "tetsusanpan". - It's a new type of pollen disease canister.
- It looks almost the same.
- It just has a slightly different shape and color.
- But there are so many types and flavors.
- So enjoy them! - Yeah.
- It was fun today, wasn't it? - Yeah.
- It was fun. - It ended in a fun place.
- It wasn't fun. - Thank you for the pollen!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Bye-bye!